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ABC NEWS FEATURES CLAWJOB... SHIRT!
August 15, 07


It should be no surprise that the national television networks are clamoring for an appearance by Clawjob to boost network TV's sagging ratings, but, as you know, Clawjob is unwilling to make any appearance for less than ten million dollars. After months of negotiations, however, ABC News was able to work out an appearance by a Clawjob t-shirt on their iHip and iEdgy new show, iCaught.

Paul of Tony vs. Paul fame was selected to wear the Clawjob shirt after it was determined that he had the ideal male torso. Fun fact: sources report that, before filming, Tony had a crew cut, but the proximity of the Clawjob shirt made his hair grow out to rock star proportions! The Emmy award-winning Juju Chang hosted the piece, which aired on August 14, and which you can watch here.

Enjoy these hi-res HD screen shots, and then buy a Clawjob shirt of your very own!







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