Lovers of Clawjob have one more Clawjob-related reason to give thanks this year as Clawjob unleashes a brilliant new idea upon the world! The band describes its invention as a club for fans, or as they call it, an "international society of Clawjob aficionados, united by promotional freebies delivered via the postal service!"

Clawjob is setting aside its trademark class discrimination and is making this I.S.O.C.A.U.B.P.F.D.V.T.P.S. open to everyone! All you have to do is click the link below and fill out the form to subscribe and get free stuff in the mail! From newsletters, exclusive artwork, and lyrics to photos, music, and piles of cash*, you'll get a little of everything! Join now, as the band promises hints vaguely that they will might send out the first mailing before the winter holidays.

CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP FOR FREE CLAWJOB DELIGHTS!!!

*Piles of cash currently out of stock.



POSTED BY CLAWJOB, 12:18 AM EST 00000084