The I.S.O.C.A.U.B.P.F.D.V.T.P.S. (international society of Clawjob aficionados, united by promotional freebies delivered via the postal service) has experienced such a raging surge of demand since its unveiling in November 2007 that the band has been forced to announce a temporary hold on new members, effective immediately.

"Although we are constantly aware of our morbidly obese level of popularity, times such as this serve to remind us that our fame knows not even the bounds of the imagination of a million godbrains," says the band in a statement released to the press today.

Clawjob has tasked the Consumer Relations division of its corporation with reworking the exceedingly popular fan club/promotion tool to allow its ranks to stretch beyond infinity.

In the meantime, non-free goods can be purchased with money in the Clawjob store.



POSTED BY CLAWJOB, 09:56 PM EST 00000087