WARNING!

In the wake of Clawjob's recent publication of their lyrics on the Internet, hospitals worldwide are reporting an exponential increase in cases of spontaneous cranial combustion.

Top scientists have long known that Clawjob lyrics, previously only available to loyal Clawjobites who purchased hard copies of Space Crackers, contain so much primordial destructive force that the average human skull cannot withstand the pronouncement of the glorious words.

It is now theorized that the aforementioned consumption of Clawjob merchandise serves an important adaptive function in grooming the skull to maintain structural integrity even during the most passionate sing-alongs, and that the new widespread availability of Clawjob lyrics has caused a flurry of gruesome fatalities to innocent victims who have not taken this preventative step.

In light of this new information, C.L.A.W.N.E.T. advises you to proceed carefully while memorizing Clawjob lyrics and scrawling them onto the ceiling above your bed.



POSTED BY CLAWJOB, 03:27 PM EST 00000089