C.L.A.W.N.E.T. has received, via electromagnetic telegraph, an exclusive in-studio report from Clawjob! The band is currently recording at The Winter Island, and had until now operated in total silence regarding their progress. Enjoy, for the first time, a brain-shattering look into Clawjob's recording process, and savor the exclusive nuggets of information contained therein!

"Arrived late today. Had to deal with a certain problem employee of Claw Solutions who was found with his arm halfway up the snack machine. Maybe next time he will look at his stump and think about the difference between right and wrong.

We got right to work on a new track called [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED] that features such loud [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED] our fans are sure to liken it to [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED]. The track's production, we decided, wasn't evocative enough of [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED]'s theme, so we had the very expensive tapes destroyed and set about recording version #73 of [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED]. #73 didn't quite do it, so before breaking for dinner we tried again with #74, which turned out to be the most beautiful, heart-stomping piece of music ever recorded. Confident that our target consumers would pay untold sums for the various collector's edition singles of [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED], we called upon our personal chef to review the evening's gastronomical delights. We found ourselves bored by the unending onslaught of fine dining, so we were enthused to hear that a handful of loving fans had stopped by the studio, armed with delicious home-cooked meals for our consumption. We called down to the front desk and said that, yes, we would accept their gifts, but, fans or not, they must submit to the maximally invasive strip and cavity search with mandatory pesticide spray.

We enjoyed our hearty meal of potatoes, vegan gravy, and porkface while the fans were subjected to our security team's enhanced interrogation techniques and then sent home with pre-signed color eight by tens. We settled in for another few minutes of mixing and knob tweaking before retiring to our private cheese buffet and pastry bar.

The pace of our studio miracle-making is grueling, and we will return to The Winter Island for thirty minutes a day, twice a week, until our masterpiece is complete.

~~CLAWJOB"



POSTED BY CLAWJOB, 01:02 AM EST 00000091