Succeeding where countless journalists have failed, Northeast Performer Magazine's top reporters recently managed to lure Clawjob out of the studio for an interview by enticing the band with the aroma of slowly roasting hundred dollar bills.

In a cover story by writer C.D Di Guardia, the band divulges sensitive information regarding their upcoming compact disc release, including its alleged title and concept. These newly declassified datanuggets have sent seismic waves of speculation across the internet.

Inquisitive music lovers can find the article here. Free physical copies of the magazine can supposedly be found in and around the city of Boston. Notes of gratitude for reporting on the true modern masters of rock should be sent to The Northeast Performer.


NOTICE! Clawjob would like to offer the following corrections.

● The article refers to Clawjob's next release as both a "full-length" and an "EP." This is an understandable error, as the new Clawjob CD is actually an EP with an LP's worth of brilliance.

● Northeast Performer claims that the next release is "based on the Civil War." The upcoming Clawjob release is built upon an even larger, even mightier concept than this. What the writer is probably trying to say is that a new, global civil war may be ignited by Clawjob's unprecedentedly powerful new music.

● The writer describes Clawjob as "a creative duo that loves the excitement of the behind-the-scenes creative process," when in actuality Clawjob find the creative process a tedious precursor to the joy of making money. The band hopes to outsource the creative process as soon as possible.




POSTED BY CLAWJOB, 12:59 PM EST 00000093