On a recent midnight nature walk through the verdant forests of Clawjob's private island (a long-practiced Clawjob pre-show ritual), the duo decided to inspect the quality of the imported luxury twigs that had recently been strewn across the woodland floor.

To no surprise, the twigs spontaneously burst into bright, sparkling flame at the touch of Clawjob's skin. Fueled by pure inspiration and genius, the twigs burned to a puff of valuable diamond ash in just a few seconds.

Luckily, Clawjob's staff photographer Steve was on hand to capture the moment of combustion and upload the photos to Clawjob's privately owned photo site, Flickr. Click on the image below to be whisked to the Clawjob photostream, where you can see bigger versions and an alternate take. Magazine and newspaper publishers take note: feel free to print these photos as largely and as glossily as is possible.