The RIAA and its demented, mindless drones have declared war on the Internet!

Angered by dwindling major label sales and driven insane with envy by the copious revenue flooding into Clawjob Global Omnicorp Unltd. (thanks to the recent release of Manifest Destiny), the RIAA and its underling puppet organizations have lain siege to the entire Internet! Recent casualties include:

● beloved streaming mixtape website Muxtape.com has temporarily disabled itself!
● flagship Internet radio website (and Clawjob-approved promotional mechanism) Pandora.com has acknowledged that it cannot afford to continue operations unless new Congressionally-approved royalty rates are recalculated! Read more about that here!

RIAA spokesman Agent_2346538 comments: "Clawjob's recent re-entry into the realm of recorded, purchasable music has sucked all revenue away from RIAA-branded artists and labels, and our Munificent Overlord will not suffer that indignity. He has sent us, His humble minions, onto the Internet to beat back the flood of artist-friendly websites and tools, and keep the hated independent bands where they belong: penniless, in the sewers. All hail the Supreme Overlord."

Clawjob greatly resents being scapegoated for the RIAA's flawed business model, and encourages all Clawjob fans to take a stand by writing sternly worded letters to their congresspeople, preferably on the backsides of Clawjob posters or the insides of Clawjob CDs!

Hot political action tip: covering your envelope with Clawjob stickers will make your ideas that much more likely to have an effect!

Together, we can preserve Clawjob's precious revenue streams for years to come!



POSTED BY CLAWJOB, 11:16 AM EST 00000108