[BREAKING NEWS] Clawjob's mobile digital studio system, The Lappetoppe Deluxe, has been infected with a vicious piece of code designed by nefarious hackers to hurt the beloved band. Scientists on the scene compare the code to a virus for computers and have dubbed it "Infostrain Bacteri-X."

The attack on the band's mobile digital studio, or Modist, as it is known by insiders, has temporarily halted progress on new Clawjob recordings and has sent world economies tumbling. It is currently unknown if any Clawjob rarities have been permanently lost, but candlelight vigils have been scheduled around the globe tonight to pray for those hypothetically lost gems.

Journalists Will Spitz and Joe Bernardi are the prime suspects in this case as they were the last sub-Claw humans to set foot in Clawjob's studio, the Winter Island. Anyone with information on the whereabouts of these alleged information terrorists should contact clawjob @ clawjob.com as soon as possible.



POSTED BY CLAWJOB, 12:04 PM EST 00000109