The editors of the Internet's favorite music database, All Music Guide, have decided that the cover art for Clawjob's brand new EP, Manifest Destiny, is just too stunning to be viewed by those few who still frequent their site. Their massive collection of music information is already home to billions of album covers, and adding an album cover so clearly superior to the rest, they reasoned, would be unfair. Still, if they did not include any artwork with the entry for Clawjob's astounding new EP, their readers would surely revolt after straining their fingers in the marathon mouse-clicking sessions necessary to navigate the labyrinthine site structure, only to find an empty box where the album cover should be.

Cleverly, the team of music experts at AMG posted the back cover of Manifest Destiny, complete with bar code, as a compromise, proving their unparalleled competence in the realm of electronic music information archival. The editors even had their web development team ensure that the site loads extra slowly, so that those who are pregnant or faint of heart have ample time to get away from the screen before the shockingly great back cover appears. The staff of CLAWNET slowly claps at (and asks readers to join in, one by one, until the slow claps build into a wave of thunderous applause) the ingenuity of the team at All Music Guide!



POSTED BY CLAWJOB, 02:00 PM EST 00000110