As you can probably imagine, the raw power of Clawjob is simply too much for one self-indulgent social networking site to contain. That's why Clawjob has a profile (or "web presence," as they call it in the biz) on Myspace, Bebo, as well as an outdated profile on Virb, a profile on Tagworld that has apparently evaporated, and various other existences on various other websites nobody ever looks at.

But now C.L.A.W.N.E.T. has brought Clawjob's particular brand magic to that ever-popular ground zero of making-uncomfortable-small-talk-with-people-you-forgot-about: FACEBOOK!

Facebook's clever interface and nefarious intrusion into the private lives of all its members entice Clawjob greatly. Become a slavering Clawjob fan on this web of lies and prepare yourself for even more complete assimilation!



POSTED BY CLAWJOB, 09:51 AM EST 00000123