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CLAWJOB ANNOUNCES M/F.S.EXCHANGE FOR OVERSEAS FANS!
March 10, 09
With the world charging head first into a global economic depression, Clawjob is unveiling a new program to help relieve the financial burden of Clawjob fans everywhere: M/F.S.EXCHANGE! M/F.S.EXCHANGE (The Clawjob Merchandise / Foreign Snack Exchange Program) is an exciting new way to acquire Clawjob merchandise at unprecedentedly low cost to non-American lovers of fine music.
Here's how it works!
You, a Clawjob fan living outside of the United States, go to the local seller of snack food and purchase a handful of delicious, regional treats. You email clawjob@clawjob.com with the subject line "M/F.S.EXCHANGE ADDRESS" and a few words of praise. Shortly thereafter, you will receive an email containing the current address of Clawjob's mobile candy acceptance base, and a packing slip. You carefully pack the candy, ship it to Clawjob, and await a shipment of official band merchandise of your choice!
Imported snacks are very expensive in Boston, and Clawjob's refined tastes demand an ever-increasing supply of Lion bars, Walker's Monster Munch, and Hello Panda. Based on these facts, the Fair And Trustworthy Clawjob Accounting Team (FATCAT) has concocted a very favorable exchange rate of just 2 candy bars per CD for the M/F.S.EXCHANGE program!
Check out some new photos in Clawjob's Flickr pool to see just how malnourished the band has become, and just how badly they need to fatten up on food from your home country!
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