As Clawjob prepares to record an epic new album, the band's fans crave a 24-hour flow of updates about the writing and recording process. Knowing this, the band has created an account on twitter, where you can read all of this very important news as it happens. Recent twoots such as "Pargon pargon pargon" have left the internet in a state of exuberant hysteria and speculation. Old religions were dissolved and new religions rose in their wake when Clawjob posted that a "new Clawjob song is dripping with sadness and smothered in a smoky vengeance sauce." Fans were overjoyed at the ferocity with which Clawjob sold out when they asked the world to "try delicious new Petrolly'Yums candy! Mmmmm greasy! Comes in a collectible plastic oil drum." The internet does not get more essential than this!

Become a follower of Clawjob's twitter feed today, and experience the twoots as they happen!

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POSTED BY CLAWJOB, 09:57 AM EST 00000131